Clan Xperience

-a jaru a day keeps the jaru away

As Super Jaru was cruising teh city of jarupolis he notice the evil Doctor Jaru was attacking the local jaru mall. Hence Super Jaru w/ his amazing Jaruness swooped in w/ vigor to stop the evil Doctor. Unfortunately...the evil Doctor had a sample of Jarunite the only substance known to weaken a jaru and so Super Jaru died... but a bomb planted in teh core of the Earth had exploded and destroyed the planet.

The tenth incarnation of the Doctor..er i mean jaru.. doctor jaru... had hopped into his tardis..i mean jaru..dis...Using his jarudis to travel back in time to the dinosaurs where he encountered two species of jarusaurs called jaru- rex and jaruchiosaurus until doctor jaru had accidently sent a meteor... then known as meteor jaru to come and kill the jarusaurs

jarufeld... the show where four jarus live in the city of new jaru and try to kill each other using jarus of mass destruction...

Jaru1: help hes killing me
Jaru2: no hes killing me
Jaru3: oh no im dying
Jaru4: this is a great bagel.....FILLED W/ CYANIDE

wow jsut got a new car...er jaru... the jarari cost over 100k jarus it goes up to 3 billion jarus per hour and i dont kno about u but im gonna run over those frisky jarus that eat my garden filled w/ fresh vegejarus man do i love my new jarari

must have...sugar bunnies

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2. Moved to Off-Topic.

YEAH! JARU STORIES ROCK!

Lol?...